aetrna

aetrna (pronounced as "Merami") is a Canadian osu!std player. He is known for streaming stupidly fast at speeds unmatched by anyone.

aetrna is literally a walking finger bro.

by whoopp January 8, 2021

Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

after the jump

Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.

Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.

<big block of shit here>

More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!

<links here>

by doganuses September 12, 2007

After-leak

when you pee and after wards some of it leaks onto your underwear.

aww shit man look at my after-leak!

by bigjcok January 30, 2010

After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.

Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.

by Trickypat March 28, 2010

afterbake

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666

"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"

by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022