Amanesia

Losing your memory in the ghetto

I can't remember, I have amanesia

by Jay Hovah November 3, 2016

ambesia/ambnesia

Memory loss associated with intake of ambien or other sleep aids.

Jeez, there is a quart of Ben & Jerry's missing from my freezer! Did I eat this? I live alone... I must have ambesia/ambnesia!

My idiot husband is away on business and he says he called last night. It's actually there on the caller ID...could I have ambesia/ambnesia?

What the..., St. Louis? Did I drive here last night? I must have ambesia/ambnesia.

by AKolb March 28, 2009

refrigerator amnesia

When you habitually return to the fridge expecting there to be something to snack on, only to find you have nothing and need to go buy groceries. College aged males are at most risk.

Mike: This is my third time opening the fridge this hour whats wrong with me?
John: Its probably a mild case of refrigerator amnesia.

by Davis McAbis January 28, 2010

password amnesia

The event of forgetting your own password, which becomes an awful event when you don't have any means of recovering it.

Bill: Darn--what did I set as the password for that Word presentation? I . . . I . . . I forgot!
Seth: Bill, what's wrong?
Bill: Password amnesia. It happens to the best of us.

by Turmfalke December 20, 2010

Facebook-Amnesia

When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.

Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!

by Glendora July 7, 2011

Munchie Amnesia

When a person is High and has the Munchies. This is the act of returning to the cupboard, refrigerator, freezer or any place that has food, hoping that some sort of "Magical and Perfect" snack might be there waiting for you, when it wasn't before

I was freaking out because I had a serious case of Munchie Amnesia. I'm still hungry.

by Flannel Cougar October 8, 2011

test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."

by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013