Adam Banks

1. Cake eater

2. The best player on The Mighty Ducks team
3. the hottest person in The Mighty Ducks

Adam banks is such a cake eater, but he’s hot tho

by banksishot June 26, 2021

Douglas Adam's Law

The observation that whomever seeks a position of power is by that fact quite likely to be the least suited to be in that position of power.

Etymology: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, quote "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

User: hay admin can i plz be mod?!?

Admin: Douglas Adam's Law, bitch.

by Tibyon May 22, 2012

Adam Johnson

A pedophile Sunderland player that was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old Sunderland fan.

"So fuck off Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing. You're a pedophile! You're a pedophile!"

by Lumpacado May 1, 2015

Adam Carolla

Renaissance Man, Patriot, God among Men.

Renaissance Man Adam Carolla, saving Americas youth from losing their behyman since 1995.

by Prophet Mohammed April 24, 2011

adam brody

A so called "actor" who plays seth cohen, an annoying sarcastic prick on the oc. Hes also been in couple of movies such as mr and mrs smith and thank you for not smoking, playing the same character he does on the oc.

girl- did u watch that mr and mrs smith, it got that adam brody.

girl2- no i havent. who does he play

girl- the only person he can play

both- "seth cohen" ha ha

by packer_ April 16, 2007

Adam Lambert

The ultimate HBIC.

Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.

On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.

When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."

There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.

Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."

"I'm going to put glitter on my eyelids, bitch," says Adam Lambert.

by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009

Adam McCloud

... This man is said to be legend of sorts in the deep South. Born January 4th, 1985. He was born human but slowly became more than a mortal. By age 17 he had invented the art of Cocksmithing. Cocksmith involves true skill of phallic nature. Only he knows how to become a true cocksmith. To this day many have tried, but have failed to become a cocksmith. Adam McCloud embodies what it means to have all women at his mercy.

Man, that guy has laid so many women, he is a modern-day Adam McCloud

by guuuuuuuuuhk November 10, 2012