drunk accident

Something that occurs in an extreme state of innebriation. Making out with your girlfriends sister or best friend or dog is a great example.

Aw, I'm sorry baby, I know she's your best friend, it was just a drunk accident.

by Chris..K January 28, 2008

accidentally 93mb

(see example)

hey /b/ I need your help

I accidentally 93MB of .rar files

what should I do...is this dangerous ?

by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

accidental love

when two people are together alone and bored, start playing little games that eventually end in a accidental kiss then more kissing on purpose.

when Elaine and I first met, we got stuck on backstage duty we ended up making accidental love

by hydroflame January 14, 2008

Accidental Bidet

When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.

Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."

by leilanotthesong October 12, 2012

Accidental Corndog

When, as a woman attempts to smoothly transition from kissing a man to giving him oral sex, the man's erect penis momentarily snags in her belly button. Depending on the force of the accidental corndogging, the receiver may suffer gastronomical distress similar to that which follows the consumption of literal corn dogs.

See also: Accidental Titty Fuck, Belly Buttonjob

When Mary tried to follow up a birthday kiss with a birthday blowjob she snagged her belly button on Peter's peter, causing an Accidental Corndog.

by dick7 April 15, 2013

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

Accidental Homosexuality

When straight guy is looking at porn, he looks for a good picture to masturbate to. Once he finds a good picture(of a girl), he starts doing his business in front of the computer. But if just as hes about to release his stream of protein, possibly into a tissue or (in rarer cases) the wall, A popup with a guy spread his asshole thirteen inches appears just as his unfortunate sperm exits his body. There is usually shock, pain, and humiliation as the man has just became.... another victim of accidental homosexuality.

"Dude! I was a victim of accidental homosexuality last night."

by Anon Namus July 23, 2008