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The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.
by Zonal K September 25, 2019
mugGet the Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9mug.
Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way
reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?
by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021
mugGet the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-whichmug.

shot across the bow

During a blowjob, when the giver pulls away for any reason before finishing, leading to the receiver to ejaculate on the giver's cheek or chin.
Guy: Man, I was getting good head the other night, but then she pulled away and I gave her a shot across the bow.
by JeezLueez December 3, 2022
mugGet the shot across the bowmug.

Guys Across The Hall

People that won't respond in your group chat and make noises when you walk in and ask them a simple question.

A group of people that are all buns.
Person1: What did you do to the guys across the hall?
Person2: I asked them to ball and they all instantly had seizures!
by DattMean June 13, 2016
mugGet the Guys Across The Hallmug.

56-across

Will Shortz is such a 56-across
by Angry puzzler December 11, 2010
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Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 4, 2022
mugGet the Shit across the bowsmug.

shot across the bow

When a man ejaculates (usually after a blow job) and the jizz either hits the giver across the cheek or chin.
Guy: That chick sucked me off so hard last night that when she pulled away, I gave her a shot across the bow!
by JeezLueez October 21, 2022
mugGet the shot across the bowmug.

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