Heed-ache

A headache caused by smoking large amounts of marijuana.

Dude, this is good heed. I've just had 6 bongs and its given me a heed-ache!

by George Peacock September 14, 2009

Man Ache

The Pain A Man Feels Once In A While In His Balls. Its The Second Worst Pain A Man Can Feel ... second TO A Kick In The Balls.

Usually, This Pain Is Gotten From One Of TwoThings:
1. Having Sex All Day And Waking Up The Next Morning
2. Grinding On A Woman But Not Actually Getting Anywhere.

Man 1: Why Are You Walking Funny?
Man 2: Man Ache!
Man 1: Ouch.

by Lil-Dan May 24, 2009

Ache Emelie

Amazing screamo band from Indiana. Possibly being signed to Equal Vision. Consisting currently of Shawn, Lauren, and Brad.

Dude, did you listen to that Ache Emelie song I sent you?
Yeah man, it was the best song I have ever heard

by Formula Imperative October 11, 2005

lady ache

Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.

Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.

Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!

No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.

by Amleth January 9, 2010

dick ache

the kind of ache that you feel in your dick when you have an extensive fuck session of rough vigorous sex or prolonged sex, leaves you unable to sit, walk or piss properly for a while

I dicked her down last night, her pussy can still feel my dick. But I realise I've got a dick ache too. Haha. Can still feel her tight grip.

by Johnwick98 January 20, 2022

Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.

Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods

by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019

Jaw ache

When a girl gives too much head and gets a jaw ache

Imma give her a jaw ache

by Fortnite_lover June 17, 2019