Cemetery Access

Access so restricted that you have better luck getting into your grave.

That place is strict about their dress code. If you're not wearing a blazer it's cemetery access.
That shelf is so high that I have cemetery access.
That cupboard is like the dark web, I have cemetery access.
No way man, we aren't getting in there, they have cemetery access.
The locks are so good, it's go cemetery access.
Invitation only. Cemetery Access.

by Stella Mar March 3, 2022

Early access furry

A furry that believes that because they only like a furry related character they aren't furries. (I.E. an obsession with nidalee from LoL) (Characters can't be explicitly furry I.E. crystal from star fox)

Person one "Yo, I'm pretty sure that your friend is a furry."
Person two "Nah, early access furry only"

by The darkest mandella December 19, 2017

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You're bored, so you copy and paste the bottom of the website

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by Shrek the Justin January 30, 2024

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Why are You copy paste this when you can do your homework

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by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

Access on site

The situation in which a female allows her sexual partner to interfere with her lady garden while in a public place.

We were having too much fun at the pub to go home, so she let me have access on site.

by jackofspeed April 6, 2010

Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

Accessable

Common misspelling of the word accessible, als9 the name of a number of companies across the world.

Better ensure this place is AccessAble for all.

by Ely Access Guy July 16, 2024