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statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.
"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"
by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016
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Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics
'get statisticated mate'
by wavey76 March 2, 2018
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Statist

Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.

Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.

Gary loses his few friends again
by FriedmanSimp February 19, 2021
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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Statistical Question

Any question that can be represented by data on a graph. A Non-Statistical Question is a question that CANNOT be represented by any data and can be simply answered.
For instance, a Statistical Question would be:
How many minutes does a typical sixth grader read each day?
This is a Statistical Question because, it can be represented by data telling how many minutes a sixth grader spends reading each day.
Non-Statistical Question:
What is your best friend’s favorite TV show?
This is a Non-Statistical Question because, it can be simply answered and doesn’t need any data to tell or represent what your best friend’s favorite TV show is.
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Statisticated

When you see statistics questions with mixture of Maths, Government, Forestry and English in it.
Life scientists were Statisticated today at CBT.
by WILF OC February 13, 2020
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baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
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