cat

a tiny tiger that lives in your house

cat

by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021

Cat

A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.

Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.

by BadgerTheCat January 15, 2018

Cat

The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.

When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT

by Undead Banana Cake August 16, 2013

cats

Like the term dog, but in Old School slang (bascially it means your friends.)

Ok cats, lets rumble!

by pimp daddy dollars March 7, 2005

the cat

Slang for the woman's vagina (or pussy)
Made popular by Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Sprung on the Cat"

"Dont pet the cat if you just met the cat. If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat it."

by Ratchel the Dinosaur August 18, 2009

Cat

1) an animal usually found napping, playing with yarn, or being chased by a dog

2) nickname for "Catherine", and anyone nicknamed thus is automatically sweet and perfect, and yes: they sneeze rather like the animal cat

1) that cat tore up my couch!!!

2) Cat is so nice, she is my bff!!!

by cma2012 June 13, 2010

Cat

Cats are the most beautiful things to ever grace planet Earth. They are a very intelligent species with lots of kind thoughts & feelings. A very loving creature. Cats walk so gracefully, like they are floating. They are so beautiful it hurts to look at them. Cats should be worshiped and studied so we can be more like them. There is not one imperfection about cats. They are living gods & goddesses. They will rule FOREVER!

You look so beautiful almost as beautiful as a cat

by jeopardizingjosephjingyjugular June 25, 2009