2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts

Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle

by February 13, 2025

Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 06, 2013

Kippered

The bloke who is the butt of a practical joke

“Marc was kippered by Gary today”

by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019

Flying Kipper

A large shipment of fish.

I have to take a Flying Kipper over tomorrow

by Henry The Green Engine January 02, 2024

Fry me a kipper

It Australian for "Cooking a Hotdog".

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 21, 2016

Nerk off kipper

To tell a person to go away, ask them to leave, request space.

'When I had had enough of his company, we parted ways and I said "Nerk off kipper!" to them as they left'

by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024

Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.

I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away

by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024