derp

how the fuck do you not understand

Izzy: Sedivib.
Brolyn: What?
Izzy: Derp.

by GinGin5 October 9, 2018

the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021

Derping

Coughing while scared.

"I was mid-cough when the character scared me; really had me derping."

"Don't watch scary movies while sick or you might end up derping."

by SynSay December 3, 2020

derp

Derp is one who does something foolish or derpy. These people tend to have mad cheekbones and a lack of hair and excessive body fat.

Sam looks like a derp lol

by Derp Derpson April 28, 2020

Derp

Dumb, funny.
Derpking- ruler of derp

Ex- man that's derpy. That's so derpy

by Derpking_boi April 18, 2019

Derping

Being scared and coughing simultaneously.

Oh god, I was playing this game and I started derping so hard!

by Ratswithhats December 4, 2020

derp

The face made by Gerard Piqué of Spain (a.k.a. The Herp Derp King).

Piqué is herpderpin' at the World Cup.

-Piqué sees a ball-

Piqué: DERP!

by BEASTLYBEAST12345678901 July 27, 2010