Zooted Share definition Flag A term made famous by Papi Ca$tro. Meaning somebody is extremely high, past the state of geeking or so high they might shit their pants. Pass the blunt I want to get zooted.Damn I shat my pants I’m definitely zooted. Zooted by KillPapiCa$tro October 6, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Zooted mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch