Me: omg I want Shawn Mendes to Zoot me.
Irrelevant Rat: Ew!
Me: you’re just jealous that he would zoot me over you.
Irrelevant Rat: Ew!
Me: you’re just jealous that he would zoot me over you.
by Zootmedaddy August 5, 2018


What Tuquan Watt is all the time. So f'd up all the time that the only words he can say are "mad zooted".
Also, heard on the 3rd floor of Bowditch Hall at Salem State College...way too much!
Also, heard on the 3rd floor of Bowditch Hall at Salem State College...way too much!
by Bowditch 3rd Floor January 22, 2008

it’s just basically another word of saying that you are high out your mind. preferably on weed. weed is nice, coke is nice. let’s get zooted.
Lakshentamina: Do you remember that party where you passed out?
Bitch Lasagna: nah bruh that molly got me zooted.
Bitch Lasagna: nah bruh that molly got me zooted.
by lakshetimiana January 26, 2019
