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Brazilian lawnmower

The razor one uses to shave their genitals.
"dude, I can't believe you used my Brazilian lawnmower on your face."
by Sororita February 18, 2022
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Revving up a lawnmower

A two part sexual act.
The first part of the act consists of forgetting to use a lubricant on Anal Beads before inserting them into anal cavity of an unsuspecting sexual partner.
The second part is simply a quick removal of unlubricated sex toy in a manner similar to revving up a lawnmower, causing severe damage to the sex partner.
Dude, I once knew this goth girl that was into butt stuff. She wanted me to bead her up, but I forgot to use the lubricant and ended up lrevving up a lawnmower
by YimmyBoi September 28, 2017
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Angie the Lawnmower

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)
“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
by Angie did it December 11, 2018
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Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
by Dalexley April 2, 2021
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Stop talking about lawnmower man

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."
(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.
by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023
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Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods
Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)
by Morgan August 5, 2004
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Missouri lawnmower

The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.
by DuckButterKing September 25, 2013
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