An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
person 1: who’s that hot mf there
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
by yara lol August 12, 2021
Get the xiaomug. Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
Get the Xiaomug. by yuaaaaa February 6, 2023
Get the Xiaomug. The REAL abg. Owns a fluffy white dog and always talks about how much she hates bottle service despite loving it. Says her EDC days are over but still has a pair of fake lashes on her dresser
by Tnaczggg August 1, 2022
Get the Tina xiaomug. by Creamingforxiao January 18, 2022
Get the Xiaomug. my husband, my beloved, my favorite, my number one, the hottest man ever, the best anemo character, the man im mentally attached to
by officialhutaohater January 13, 2022
Get the xiaomug.