Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
Get the Xiaomug. by 82647272837E October 15, 2021
Get the xiaomug. He can smash anyone with his juicy long ding dong. If your name is xiao your so hot. Especially if your xiao with the juicy slimy staff or whatevs. Anyways he has a juicy ding dong and hes so FINE😍😍🤞🏼🤞🏼 Ily xiao
Person 1:i love xiao
person 2:me too hes so hot
Person 1: wait you know him?
Person 2: yeah from genshin
Both of them: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
person 2:me too hes so hot
Person 1: wait you know him?
Person 2: yeah from genshin
Both of them: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
by Zero (@muah_ily on tiktok) November 22, 2021
Get the Xiaomug. Xiao is not only a genshin impact character. It can be used as a name, a verb or a adjective. It can mean "Small", "Smile", Exorcise" etc in chinese.
pronounced as zhy-ao
pronounced as zhy-ao
by hueningkailuver November 25, 2021
Get the Xiaomug. Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone
by Mystery2002 August 13, 2017
Get the Susan Xiaomug. by mikikikikiii October 4, 2021
Get the Xiaomug. by hello, i like apples. a lot. January 7, 2023
Get the Xiaomug.