My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

workout impostor

A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.

There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!

That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.

by dan davidson April 1, 2011

Workout Butt

A butt you see at the gym and/or 5K races that are nicely toned and have no flaws.

Jenny had an awesome workout butt today. I just wanted to squeeze it and/or touch it.

by Glockerfied December 17, 2011

The Kim Kardashian Workout

Boning a black guy. This was her first workout video predating the "Fit in your Jeans by Friday" ones.

John: Hey Sally! Are you ready to go workout?

Sally: Sorry John, im still sore from doing the Kim Kardashian Workout last night

John: ...

by Demonpr22 June 1, 2011

Workout Face

The disfigured face that someone makes when they're lifting heavy weights at the gym.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude over there trying to lift too much weight?

Guy 2: Yeah, he had a serious case of Workout Face going on.

by wootakanto September 11, 2010

Workout Comedian

The Workout Comedian is the kind of guy that makes jokes while your bench pressing to try and make you lose your grip on the weight. He's all too funny, but he purposefully tries to make you laugh so that you might fail your lift.

Guy 1: Dude, Tony is such a Workout Comedian.
Guy 2: I know right? He almost made me drop the bar when I was bench pressing.

by leanos97 January 15, 2020

Urban Workout

Substituting everyday objects for workout equipment.

Imma hit up the local playground for an urban workout. Gonna take two laps around the path then do some pull ups on the monkey bars and on my way home i'll hop on and off the curb for that extra kick to finish my workout off.

by spinal_compression July 23, 2009