The Woodlands

Town full of Rich Assholes who fuck their little sisters friends nightly. Where all kids have been drunk and/or high by the age of 12. Where FUCK UPS go to feel cool. The Highschool has everything and is full of arrogant bitches that dont know how to actually do things for themselves, instead of other people doing stuff for them, Known for failing TAKS, and worst scores in Texas on the ACT/SAT. Basicly a bunch of RICH, DUMB AS ALL FUCK, SPOILED, DICK LOVING CUM SWAPPERS that originally settled in the same area so they can they can get high and suck each others dicks nightly.

(Your Driving and some dick cuts you off in a BMW)

"Boy what da fuck? This aint the Woodlands!"

by Woodlands can suck my fat dick April 8, 2009

The Woodlands

The most ghetto town in the world

man its like the woodlands here

by poop1232352 March 23, 2011

woodlands

Woodlands is near Verhood and is famously renowned as the home of The Mad Dog Lady!

If you think Verhood is shit, you’ve never been to Woodlands!

by Ken Badger March 15, 2018

Woodlands ring sec

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )

food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)

by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021

Woodlane Plaza

Where good dreams go to die, are brought back to life, shot, re-animated, sent to a four year college, shot again, sent back to the Woodlane Plaza, then the dream's entrails are dragged across the constantly in ill-repair parking lot, then just when you think hope has come along and something good is going to happen ... you realize you're never getting out of the ghetto ... I mean Woodlane Plaza alive.

I was going to be a successful doctor ... then I got a part time job working in The Woodlane Plaza.

by CaptainSuperhero December 20, 2010

woolanda

Your woo chick

Ay yo shawty u my woolanda

by Woolanda October 14, 2020

woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.

did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school

by meatboat123 January 25, 2022