The Wonka

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.

I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.

by Spameier April 24, 2022

Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

wonka

One of those big bad donkey/gorilla cocks that absolutely destroy the puss.

Stacy was suprised to see what Jamal was packing despite the fact he warned her at the bar he was packin' a wonka.

by The Dude 88 February 9, 2008

Wongaloo

Has No Definition. Means nothing.

Wongaloo!

by Adamworthy October 21, 2008

chomping Wonka

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

Willy Wonka Wigwam

During sexual intercourse, when the male defecates onto the female's chest, leaving a choclatey treat, then quickly covers her up with a blanket, creating a wigwam.

"Sex was so good last night, that when I was done, I left a Willy Wonka Wigwam for Lisa."

by TheOompaLoompa January 31, 2009

Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008