The shit of wisdom is when you need advise/wisdom the shit will come to you and if it is clean it, it is a yes and if it runny it is a no
by MrStealyoWhip May 12, 2019
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Popular illustrations include:
"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"
"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"
"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"
"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."
Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'
Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"
"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"
"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"
"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."
Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'
Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
by Crazytaxi April 18, 2010
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Someone in a Government department or health department, or any other position of supposed "authority" that just repeats the official line on things. Often their employment contract will state that they can only express views in line with the corporate policy. Just like members of health departments who have to state that drinking fluoride is good for you.
This term is originally attributed to Australian politician Tony Abbott who said (abridged)
"Nobody, however well educated, is the suppository of all wisdom"
Maybe he meant to use the word "repository", but we will never know for sure.
This term is originally attributed to Australian politician Tony Abbott who said (abridged)
"Nobody, however well educated, is the suppository of all wisdom"
Maybe he meant to use the word "repository", but we will never know for sure.
Example:
(Person 1) Felicity Dumble from the New Zealand health department says that drinking fluoride in the water is good for your teeth, and it doesn't contribute to cancer, arthritis, or any other problem over the long term.
(Person 2) Yeah, sounds like she's a suppository of wisdom.
(Person 1) Felicity Dumble from the New Zealand health department says that drinking fluoride in the water is good for your teeth, and it doesn't contribute to cancer, arthritis, or any other problem over the long term.
(Person 2) Yeah, sounds like she's a suppository of wisdom.
by Jim90 August 21, 2013
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by Not Your Business May 26, 2015
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by lolimunchkin April 18, 2010
Get the Fringe of Wisdom mug.The famous wisdom giver of Omegle, appears on Video chat on the famous website Omegle. The wisdom giver appears with a V for vendetta mask and black hoodie. The wisdom giver asks the famous question: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away! and the stranger asks as many questions as they like to the Wisdom giver. If the wisdom giver is unable to answer the question the winner gets a screenshot on the Wisdom givers Tumblr page. If young children appear on omegle to the wisdom giver the wisdom giver will ask them why they are on a pretty dirty site and ask they leave with The famous wisdom givers advice. Wisdom giver also asks girls and guys to stop showing their private parts and move to the unmoderated part of Omegle.
wisdom giver: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away!
Stranger: how many is too many?
wisdom giver: each to their own.
Stranger: how many is too many?
wisdom giver: each to their own.
by Wisdom giver fan January 16, 2014
Get the The famous wisdom giver of Omegle mug.The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.
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