Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet

Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again

by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022

jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy

a cute and cuddly name to call your loved ones similar to babe and baby ect

shhhhh jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy its ok

by ilikemen443 October 11, 2022

Wilk

The mixture of milk and wine.
Original idea by Will Ramos.

Example: "damn this wilk is fire you should try it!"

by NightRioX October 10, 2022

josh wilk

A very amazing person. You always want to be near him.

"Hey."
"I am amazing"
"as amzing as a Josh Wilk?"
"Hell yeah"

by ananoumous123 April 27, 2015

Wilke

Wilke is the most fantastic, caring and loving girl in the world. She's open and understanding and will put you first. Other than that, the has the spirit of a carefree child who is always laughing.

That's Wilke, everyone should have a Wilke.

by LePetitPrinceGB November 23, 2021

Wilk

An abbreviation of “Willy Milk”
Another term for (semen) (ejaculate) (jizz) (cum) etc

I’m gonna spill my wilk all over your tits
I hate it when I have to clean up my wilk after a wank

by Got Wilk March 16, 2020

Wilk

"Wilk" Verb; Uses - "To Wilk"/"Wilked it". Def. - To fuck something up completely.

Sue: How'd the date go?
Gus: Absolutely fucking wilked it.

by BMT_27 April 24, 2020