Wiarton Willie

An albino groundhog who lived in Wiarton, Ontario, famed for prognosticating the end of winter on Groundhog Day. Found in an advanced state of decomposition in February of 1999, Wiarton Willie was was given a grand funeral wherein a plush toy stood in for his body. A replacement (Wee Willie) was later sought out, and a limited edition Beanie Baby was released. A statue of Willie, situated in a harbourside park in Wiarton, is said to look like an erect penis from the harbour. The entire history of Wiarton Willie is doused in oddity and shenanigans.

I went down to the harbour to see that statue of Wiarton Willie; yeah, I see what you're talking about.

by Feo2 July 10, 2010

wiretapping

When a guy titty-fucks a chick wearing a bra with under wire he is wiretapping.

When a girl wearing an under wire bra gets titty-fucked she is being wiretapped.

A guy who loves to titty-fuck chick's while they wear bras is a wiretapper.

I went out with Tiffany last night and wiretapped her in her Victoria Secret bra.

Sally walked in on her son and saw him wiretapping the next door neighbor.

Tino and the guys didn't trust Angelo because he was a known wiretapper and has been known to wiretap in the office.

by Marcia M August 5, 2014

wert

a wet fart.

Lindsey had to go home and change because she werted in her pants.

by SameerahA March 15, 2011

wertyu

someone who is a wert

"Oh wertyu!"

by wert November 14, 2003

wertz

a crazy art teacher at WHS

student A: what are you drawing
student B: A picture of a fruit basket for the wertz

by whskid December 3, 2006

wierdmobile

A shopping cart that is made into a vehicle by hobos

wow look at that hobo and his wierdmobile

by Justin Fink April 19, 2004

wierd ass

1. One who asks questions referring to sex or hooking up

2. Annoying, loser

1. "He was asking some wierd ass questions."

2. "Ugh. He is such a wierd ass."

by xXStephieXx March 29, 2007