When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.
While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.
by Spin Shady January 13, 2021
Get the White Knightingmug. "White Knight" is a made-up Term/Concept invented by Whiny, Bitter, & Frustrated "Incels"—Male Losers who are perpetually rejected by Women in matters of Dating, Romance, Sex, Friendship, and even just Basic Social Interactions. Incels use the term "White Knight" as an Insult/Slur for any Normal Well-Adjusted Man with Basic Social Skills who Stands Up For/Agrees with a Woman publicly.
Most of the "White Knight" definitions on UrbanDictionary were written by the Whiny Frustrated Little Bitches known as "Incels".
INCEL: Samuel L. Jackson publicly defended Brie Larson in a Press Interview recently. He said the dudes who troll her constantly on social media are "Incel Losers" who need to get a life..................Samuel L. Jackson is such a WHITE KNIGHT!
EVERY WOMAN AND "NORMAL, SOCIALLY-ADJUSTED MAN" ON EARTH: Shut the Fuck Up Ya Whiny Incel Bitch! Take your Weak-Ass, Beta-Male Bitching & Moaning to 4CHAN where you can join your "Virgin Brethren" in their Daily Online Circle-Jerk.
INCEL: Samuel L. Jackson publicly defended Brie Larson in a Press Interview recently. He said the dudes who troll her constantly on social media are "Incel Losers" who need to get a life..................Samuel L. Jackson is such a WHITE KNIGHT!
EVERY WOMAN AND "NORMAL, SOCIALLY-ADJUSTED MAN" ON EARTH: Shut the Fuck Up Ya Whiny Incel Bitch! Take your Weak-Ass, Beta-Male Bitching & Moaning to 4CHAN where you can join your "Virgin Brethren" in their Daily Online Circle-Jerk.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 30, 2024
Get the White Knightmug. 1) In general, someone who fights for fairness and impartiality. Isn't afraid to go against the popular opinion of a community to make sure that no one (or no thing) gets misunderstood.
2) The antithesis of a black knight.
3) Me.
2) The antithesis of a black knight.
3) Me.
"I'm a white knight and all them haters can frick the frick off" - me
"Poor you, defending everyone and everything. I might as well whoop your ass too." - Black knight
"Let that idea entertain you, because the reality is that white knights always win. Wake up you incompetent fool. " - me
"Poor you, defending everyone and everything. I might as well whoop your ass too." - Black knight
"Let that idea entertain you, because the reality is that white knights always win. Wake up you incompetent fool. " - me
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 31, 2022
Get the White Knightmug. 1. a simp that donates all their money to an online woman and “protect her”
2. A white knight of the Ku Klu Klan is an rank if the KKK
2. A white knight of the Ku Klu Klan is an rank if the KKK
“i cant wait to spend half my money to (female streamer) and the other half buying (said female streamers merchandise)”
“i cant wait for the loyal white knights of the ku klu klan to come to town and get rid if these n**gers, sand n**gers, beaners (ps i can say beaner im mexican) and ch*ngs”
“i cant wait for the loyal white knights of the ku klu klan to come to town and get rid if these n**gers, sand n**gers, beaners (ps i can say beaner im mexican) and ch*ngs”
by Epicoozs November 25, 2022
Get the White knightmug. by Choctaw Lloyd January 7, 2024
Get the white suge knightmug. A white knight is typically male. I've never heard of a female white knight, but these days anything is possible. White knights are people who offer help to others—motivated by classic virtue signaling. White knights most commonly virtue signal to benefit women, often with unconscious hopes that they'll ultimately end up getting a relationship or even sex for doing so. But there is a fair amount of white knighting done by men superficially defending other perceived inferior or weaker people (even possibly other men), such as politicians white knighting to insincerely "protect" minorities just in order to get their votes whether the minorities actually need the protection or not. Judges will often white knight to help women win in divorce cases against men even without evidence that the woman has actually been wronged in any way.
When Randy Newman wrote "Short People", most of the protests about the song were from tall people; most of the short people actually understood what the song was all about, but still the taller people tended to white knight against the song for them anyway.
by VwVwVwV August 30, 2022
Get the White Knightmug.