Wheeling

Things cousin fuckers do when their in the woods doing their cousinfucking.

“Oh let’s go to the woods and do some wheeling cousinfuckers!”

by Alcohol n juuls October 3, 2019

First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Wheeling

wheeeling: to have an unbelievable ability to win over any guy or girl, may include texting, talking, drunk dancing or any other actions that show them just how great of a person you are to spend time with

Girl 1: Hey, I got this guys number
Girl 2: Nice, you gonna wheel?
Girl 1: Imma try my best, I'll text and talk all I like...maybe even drunk dance for hi, but I will win him over
Girl 2: Good, but the wheelberry to good use
Girl 1: I love wheeling

by wheeler101 November 12, 2012

Hot Wheeling

This term simply refers to smoking ganja while driving in a vehicle.

"I have a blunt rolled up, let's take your mom's minivan and go hot wheeling."

by Fo20 September 2, 2014

three wheeling

The act of accidentally barging into a conversation between two people. It can be very awkward.

'wait.. Am I three wheeling here?'
'yep.'
'oh haha sorry XD' *akwardly walks away*

by Rikei Katsuko September 24, 2016

Wheeling

Inserting wheeled toys into various orifices for sexual gratification. May be performed alone or with a partner, and also by both genders.

Steve was watching this wierdo wheeling fetish video.

by Xesysteve March 4, 2010

Color Wheeling

in a state of confusion; frozen, not knowing what to do or say

similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears

"oh fuck I'm color wheeling"

dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"

by see~dub October 24, 2008