A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Wellington girl

A basic white rich girl who pretends to be a chav, has crudely dyed blonde hair with a tiny braid, that she thinks is cool, but makes her look like a primary school kid.

Have you seen how many rings that Wellington girl is wearing

by Elizabeth Hobson October 27, 2020

Wellington lembalemba

An upcoming artist from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique sound

I'm about to Wellington lembalemba this song

by Natasha115 October 28, 2021

Wellington high

A really bad school

Wow Wellington high is a really bad school

by Residents owner August 27, 2021

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010

Beef Wellington Article

HA loser got ya

Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke

by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024