Gay Wednesday

A weekly tradition where guys who play volleyball slap each other’s asses and act significantly more gay around each other.

Liam: Hey man, it’s gay Wednesday

Ian: Oh shit you’re right, lemme slap your ass.

Liam: Go right ahead.

by Ohm1224 April 7, 2019

wedding tackle

male genitals

by chow yung fat June 24, 2003

Mr. Wedley

One of the biggest assholes that teaches at Sa-Hali Secondary. His favourite words include: "mmmkkaaaay", "and that sort of thing", "please shut up" as well as "ah for god's sake". He is a very hard to please type of guy who is constantly on your case about stupid detentions that isolate you into doing your work in his portable at lunch. He likes his little homework club.

Mr. Wedley: "alright, we need to get through this class without people goofing off and disrupting the 7 or 8 people that actually do work in this class. "

Student: "hey wedley, do you take creatine?"

Mr. Wedley: "Do I teach what?" (needs hearing assistance)

Student: "Never mind, i guess you dont take protein and creatine".

by lakejumper1153 November 15, 2011

Woo Back Wednesday

Takes place every Wednesday, to recognize Pop Smoke, and his life. At some point gets very repetitive

PERSON 1: IF YOU AINT WOOIN YOU AINT DOIN 👌😤 WOO BACK WEDNESDAY
PERSON 2: FFS CAN YOU STOP SAYING THIS EVERY WEDNESDAY ITS YOUR TURN WITH THE KIDS, RYAN

by Urban dictionariest October 28, 2020

Wedding

An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed

Better bring a towel - weddings result in loss of bodily fliuds!

by Pimpmaster Pete June 27, 2008

Weederpillar

1. A person who frequently mooches off of the weed supply of others/only comes around to hand out when/if weed will be present.
2. An explanation for the mysterious disappearance of parts of your marijuana plants.

"Hey guys! What happened to all my weed?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe a bug ate it..."
"Damn those motherfucking weederpillars!!!"

by Jezzebelle May 10, 2008

weddingmapper

a hot new website for young, fun couples who are planning their wedding. it lets you create a map of your wedding so guests can get an online tour of your wedding city before they come to your wedding. plus it's like a Yelp for weddings so if you're looking for a florist or photographer (or whatever) you can see who other people in your area have used and what they rated those vendors. not to mention it has a bunch of photos and wedding tools to help with the planning process.

Girl: Sooo.... Zack and I GOT ENGAGED!!! But I have no idea where to start with all my planning!...

Girl's Friend: Oh my gosh! Congratulations! That is great news! I've heard of this cool site called weddingmapper.com that you should totally check out. Wow. I'm so excited for you guys!

by bride2B August 27, 2009