I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

by thenigletniggler February 07, 2023

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …

by Twyst66 January 17, 2022

Dog water

A PERSON WHO SEARCHES IT UP ITS LITREALLY IN THE NAME

the person who is reading this right now is dog water

by Dr.Hu November 26, 2021

Dog water

when you suck ass at a certain game. (Fortnite, Apex, etc.)

this man for real is total dog water

by Mr. Cool 2021 November 01, 2021

Dog-water

When a gamer kills someone they normally say they are dog water, meaning they are not good at the game this word is normally used in fortnite. And recently there was a song about dog water called "One shot"

"Bro, this kid is so dog-water!"

by Dog-water January 18, 2022

dog water

someone who is bad at doing something such as a video game

“Josh you’re literally dog water at fortnite my guy”

by crystal_805 January 04, 2021