of the wand and the moon

Of the Wand and the Moon is a band that is influenced by nordic mythology, runic magic, nature, and inner spirituality. They can be classified as dark/apocalyptic/ambient/neo folk. It's amazing to listen to them at night especially with candles lit. Definitely check them out if you like to embrace good music.

Some songs from Of the Wand and the Moon to check out if you haven't heard any of there stuff would be... Raven Chant, VargQld, She With Whom Compar'd the Alps Are Valleys, Lost in Emptyness, Nighttime in Sonnenheim, & I Crave for You. Nighttime Nightrhymes is a fantastic album.

by Odin the Divine September 8, 2008

wand rape

what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.

"i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich"

by obi wan kefucktard June 1, 2004

magic wand

A toilet brush

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!

by dildo777 September 6, 2018

Wand DPS

Gamer code for "dumb gear choice" or "Noob". Originally from World of Warcraft.

"Dude, that warlock is using an Agility ring!"
"Must be for the added Wand DPS"

by Rex Splode January 21, 2010

Magic Wand

A magic wand is a stick that is magical and can do spells

Harry used his magic wand against the evil villian

by ImAGod.org February 7, 2019

defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023