wellesley wallet

When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.

I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.

by JJ6785 May 27, 2016

wallet eater

Slang term for a very expensive event, place or person.

Look up “wallet eater” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of my ex.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018

Drop a brown wallet

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.

ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.

by mummazumbe November 14, 2014

Wallered

To make a hole bigger by reaming it to the extreme.

Person 1: How did you get that to fit?

Person 2: I just wallered it out!

by Klber3 July 4, 2009

Bar Wallet

When you leave for the bar with 4 $20 bills and return home with 12 singles.

I woke up still wasted from the night before only to find that I had a goddamn bar wallet, so we immediately went to the strip club to remedy the problem.

by J_Dubbs September 2, 2006

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011