Wattpad

A website where a bunch of amateur writer post bullshit but it's like good bullshit and whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Friend: Omfg. I just started reading this thing on wattpad and omg!
Frienderino: Wait... What's wattpad?

by premieredimension May 30, 2018

Wattpad

A website for wannabe 11-year-old writers where they are forced to use side images to help the reader understand the simplest of descriptions because the writers are wholly incapable of using such basic adjectives as "big" and "blue". It's like all the bad parts of FFN decided to get together and have babies; horrible grammar and bad plots abound in this little corner of the Internet because the "authors" write down the first thing that half-forms in their minds and refuse to do something so fundamental and elementary as spell-check.

One could assume that most of the "authors" are American-born, only speak English, but have some rare disease that ties there fingers in knots and ad holds down the shift key as they slam their stubby fingers into the "1" key or forward slash (the overuse of punctuation is ridiculous.)

Person 1: "What is Wattpad?"
Person 2: "Worse than Fan Fiction dot Net, that's for sure."

by AngelAxexinf July 24, 2014

Wttp

Word To The Public

Messages-

Curtis: Theres only one girl that I’m really feeling right now

Timmy: wttp, same.

by Keedpeeddeed December 14, 2017

wattpad trauma

trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma

"Yeah, you can't believe a word of Mary's wattpad trauma."

by Academy Sue September 9, 2020

Wattpad

An app/website of smut/word porn, bad fanfiction, the rare amazing fanfic, cringe, awful grammar/awful writing, and the extremely uncommon fantastic book.

Person 1) Have you been on wattpad lately?
Person 2) Yeah, I just finished a really good (ship/fandom name here) fanfic!
Person 1) Oh, cool! You’ll have to give me the title and/or author!

by _maki_harukawa53 October 14, 2020

Wattpad

A story-telling platform

Kai- Some people say Ao3 is better, but I like them both really
Tim- Yeah, Ao3 for professional smut and Wattpad for kid-friendly stuff.

by I cant find a pseudonym help July 30, 2021

Wattpad

A website for horny 11-year old's use to read harry potter smut.

-hey wanna go to the park with us?
-sorry i'm on wattpad right now
-seriously? are you reading cringy smut again?
-uh-

by cardboardunderwear November 26, 2020