wrestling snakes

An act of a male fondling another males private parts while the same is being done to him.

I accidentally walked in on my friends Jake and Braden while they were wrestling snakes. I couldn't look at either of them the same ever again.

by Jblanchard January 14, 2017

booty wrecker

One who wrecks the booty and becomes its master, a Demi-God of pleasure.

Just when Suzy thought it was her last orgasm she remembered about the 10 previous ones and realized she was with a booty wrecker; it would be a long night.

by The Bootywrecker January 1, 2011

One Eyed Pecker Wrecker

A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight ass but can also be used as a greeting or an insult.

1. Did you see the one eyed pecker wrecker on that bitch that just walked by?

2. Whats going on you one eyed pecker wrecker you want to go grab a beer after work today?

3. Say another word you fucking one eyed pecker wrecker and i will knock your teeth out!

by Ryan Rietkerk April 16, 2007

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

Wreath

A Holiday Term For Marijuana-Pot, The Word Spoken Aloud Sounds Like A Shortened form of Marijuana's Nickname, Reefer.

Santas Got A Sleigh Full Of Wreath Wrapped Tighter Than Mrs Clauses pussy

by collagreen December 25, 2013

Wrestling Crocodiles

The feeling of restlessness & constant fidgeting when trying to get to sleep after a heavy night of partying on Class A drugs. Namely Ecstasy

Those pills were good weren't they" "Yeah defo, I was Wrestling Crocodiles all night

by birko23 March 9, 2011

Big Blue Wrecking Crew

The defensive unit for the New York Giants in the 1980's. This unit dominated teams, leading the Big Blue to Super Bowl victories in 1986 and 1990 and featured such stars as Lawrence Taylor, Harry Carson, Jim Burt, Leonard Marshall, Carl Banks and George Martin. It is considered one of the greatest NFL defenses of all time.

This defensive performance by the Giants brings me back to the days of the Big Blue Wrecking Crew

by Fletch56555358 March 21, 2011