when u tie a bitch down to a lunch table and start tickling her with a feather. when she starts laughing u get serious and ask "do u think this is a joke". when she says no and starts begging u for mercy u shove ur equipment in her mouth and tell her to stop apologizing. when she stops apologizing, take a gallon of chocolate milk and dump it all over her groin. then get up and leave.
i was sitting on the toilet minding my own business when my husband walked in and did the wolman on me
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I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
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A perfect man, who graduated Yardale (a mixture of Yale and Harvard) by the age of eight, who has beautiful long, blonde, curly hair which is more often than not kept in a ponytail. This man tends to love orange, and trying to kill other men typically of the name, 'Stanley Marsh' or 'Stan Marsh' for short. He's also usually a demon with tentacle arms, who died to Stanley Marsh throwing a banana peel his way at the grand canyon.
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Get the grr wolfgang ah mug.The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
by melonhead999 October 11, 2011
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