Wii

Wii as in, why the hell would nintendo make a kick ass game system and a majority of shitty games?
Or Wii as in "mom ima goin to play with my Wii" to which is replied "wash your hands before dinner!"
Or "Hey Dave you wanna play with my Wii?" to which is replied with "A large beating with a pipe wrench"
Or To which your girlfriend asks " you wanna play with my Wii?" responded with " you dumping your girl for being mistaken as a transexual".
In other words a system that causes infinite trouble.

You walk to a girl in a crowded street and you say "you wanna play with my Wii?
So your in jail and you ask a man " You wanna play with my Wii?
Your having trouble sitting down, your released from jail.
Your outside and you ask a little girl " you wanna play with my Wii?"
So your in court and you ask the judge " You wanna play with my Wii?"
Your on Deathrow, you decided you shouldn't have gotten Wii cause no one wants to play with you.

by Stonehands December 08, 2006

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Nintendo's newest console that offers the motion sensing feature at home. I can't possibly see how people think this owns PS3 when first off they are nothing alike, and second off Wii is outnumbered on every spec by the 360 and PS3 and all it offers is motion sensor which will get boring eventually anyways.

P1: Dude can I play with your Wii?
P2: No, I don't roll that way.
P1: I mean the Nintendo shit system you have.
P2: Oh sure, right after I put the vibrating controller out of my ass
P1: Ok remind me not to use that controller...
P2: I only have one, the other one flew out of my hand and broke my TV
P1: So how would we play your Wii?
P2: Smoke weed until it's fun.

by LibidinKyle February 01, 2007

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wii, pronounced we:
being the name for nintendos seventh generation console
formerly known as "revolution"

We whould go play some red steel on my new Wii

by King Pendragon April 28, 2006

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The official name for the system formerly codenamed "Nintendo Revolution".

................wtf. They actually named it Wii? That makes "Nintendo Go" sound good. I want "Nintendo Gimme" dammit!

by Yarcofish April 27, 2006

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The worst game console in history. Complete with a mixture of bad graphics and a fan base full of whiny little kids who like to swing there arms around like they have down syndrome.

Xbox: I'm gonna play some xbox.

Wii: Xbox is stupid im gonna play the wii!

Xbox: What the game with terrible graphics and gameplay?
Wii: Noooooo! I'm gonna tell on you.

Xbox: Go swing your arms around like a retard and play the

wii stupid little kid.

by Johnson Legit February 19, 2011

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