wifey ting

The woman that you want to wake up with in the same bed, then go downstairs and eat berries with her and your two children for breakfast.

Yo, are you trying to wife her?
Yea, she's a real wifey ting.

by Mitch *_* May 06, 2016

pull a wifey

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

by Clarebear81 February 14, 2011

Wifey material

A loyal female , who hasn’t slept around , cleans /cooks , funny , smart , intelligent , and loving ...
She is also a person you could imagine carrying you children or as a loving wife

That girl over there is wifey material

by Unknown456776436890086 July 29, 2018

wifey snatcher

someone that tries to steal another guy's wifey

Dayumm yo, David took Tyrone's wifey. He a ill wifey snatcher.

by EXCLUSiVEXX March 30, 2008

Weekend Wifey

The girl you’re smashing, cashing out, and caking on the weekend without putting up with her Monday through Friday bullshit.

I lowkey blacked out with my weekend wifey on Saturday.

I called my weekend wifey an ubes on Sunday night.

by Seagoose March 18, 2018

web wifey

a woman webmaster who considers herself at times married to her work.

The web wifey did a great job on that web site.

by the web wifey August 19, 2008

My wifey

She is legit my whole world i love her smm <3

Loo is my wifey

by Loos wife June 20, 2021