by Portablejim January 02, 2019
A useful mug who shills for pharmaceutical companies to have trillions of dollars in profit, claiming they are pro-science, while simultaneously having never read a single vaccine study.
A pro-vaxxer thinks that people who question vaccines are "killing their grandma", or "baby killers", or "science deniers", while conveniently forgetting that vaccines contain aborted fetus cells, formaldehyde, synthetic genetic material, vaccines are literally designed to harm (and thus cannot be classified as medicine), and many many people have died within hours of having a vaccine, but no-one has ever died as a direct consequence of refusing to be injected with formaldehyde.
Pro-vaxxers like to make the argument that you'd use a seatbelt in a car because it saves lives, while totally ignoring the obvious point that car makers are legally liable to make the car and seatbelt safe, whereas vaccine companies are legally exempt from making their product safe.
Pro-vaxxers simply like to feel morally superior to people that actually think for themselves, so they construct an advanced playlist of logical fallacies that they trot out to avoid being caught.
"You're an idiot" - ad hominem
"You're a science denier" - hypocrisy, appeal to science (fallacious because the science doesn't support pro-vaxxers)
"So you like killing babies?" - red herring
"You're literally a flat-earther!" - non-sequitur masquerading as an ad hominem
A pro-vaxxer thinks that people who question vaccines are "killing their grandma", or "baby killers", or "science deniers", while conveniently forgetting that vaccines contain aborted fetus cells, formaldehyde, synthetic genetic material, vaccines are literally designed to harm (and thus cannot be classified as medicine), and many many people have died within hours of having a vaccine, but no-one has ever died as a direct consequence of refusing to be injected with formaldehyde.
Pro-vaxxers like to make the argument that you'd use a seatbelt in a car because it saves lives, while totally ignoring the obvious point that car makers are legally liable to make the car and seatbelt safe, whereas vaccine companies are legally exempt from making their product safe.
Pro-vaxxers simply like to feel morally superior to people that actually think for themselves, so they construct an advanced playlist of logical fallacies that they trot out to avoid being caught.
"You're an idiot" - ad hominem
"You're a science denier" - hypocrisy, appeal to science (fallacious because the science doesn't support pro-vaxxers)
"So you like killing babies?" - red herring
"You're literally a flat-earther!" - non-sequitur masquerading as an ad hominem
"Did you hear that the new Pfizer vaccine killed that doctor in Miami-Dade?"
"Nah, it was just coincidence that he had never had any major health issues, then died 24 hours after being injected. Total coincidence."
"So you're a pro-vaxxer then?"
"I wonder why pharmaceutical companies are legally exempt from making their product safe?"
"That's because it would cost too much."
"Didn't stop the car companies from being legally liable when they made that claim. Are you a pro-vaxxer?"
"Did you get your flu shot?"
"You know that in the over-50s the flu shot made you more likely to catch the same flu you were just vaccinated for?"
"You're a science denier, vaccines are SAFE! They WORK."
"So you haven't read Flannery 2020 that's listed on the CDC website? I'm guessing you're a pro-vaxxer."
"Nah, it was just coincidence that he had never had any major health issues, then died 24 hours after being injected. Total coincidence."
"So you're a pro-vaxxer then?"
"I wonder why pharmaceutical companies are legally exempt from making their product safe?"
"That's because it would cost too much."
"Didn't stop the car companies from being legally liable when they made that claim. Are you a pro-vaxxer?"
"Did you get your flu shot?"
"You know that in the over-50s the flu shot made you more likely to catch the same flu you were just vaccinated for?"
"You're a science denier, vaccines are SAFE! They WORK."
"So you haven't read Flannery 2020 that's listed on the CDC website? I'm guessing you're a pro-vaxxer."
by AntiSuffragette February 09, 2021
a dumbass who thinks he/she knows which choice is better:
litterally 0.000021% chance of having Autism
or
100% chance of dying of polio, smallpox, or litterally any other dead fucking disease.
litterally 0.000021% chance of having Autism
or
100% chance of dying of polio, smallpox, or litterally any other dead fucking disease.
Anti-Vaxxer: sorry but you better fuck off with that needle i trust my lady dick more than your truth.
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 23, 2019
My girlfriend wasn't a pro-vaxxer, so I broke up with her.
by antiantivaxxer January 01, 2019
a stupid person who believes everything that supports their statement and can not shut the freak up about it
by a smort person December 12, 2021
by imthetrend6 October 08, 2021
An idiot who doesn't believe the people who studied for years and blame phones for their kids death when it really was the choice to not vaccinate. Also a synonym for idiot, smooth brain, small brain, microscopic brain, and no brain.
by l a w n m o w e r November 08, 2020