J.D. Vance

The next senator from the great state of Ohio
J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
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J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.
That one guy in “American PieJ.D. Vanced a pie.
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J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch
In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.
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JD VANCE

A young man formerly called Jaymes Dean Irving from St Claire shores Michigan who had sex with the air artist named braydenjaselle and nutted in her and got her pregnant. Rumor has it he is a homosexual who refuses to come out because of his Indian Christian affiliations and he is currently pregnant with a giant sperm that looks like a Deacon from aliens Romulus or Prometheus or some shit it's true. Trust me. He got one nutted in his anus. Right now. That's why he coming out of it when he fuck men orgasms like an alien exosuit creaks or something like sex with a super mutant wearing power armor is how he sound when he cum y'all. Inside aan I mean. When he cum with colored girls then negros he be crying like gone with the wind okay he turn into a southern simple syrup pussy eater.
Man that JD Vance should have shown up and tortured the anus of that girl that Sharlena victim. Instead we get masturbation gay pick up station -quotes gays in the street like Andy Cooper and Andy cohen
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That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.
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J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.
Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?
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