J.D. Vance

The next senator from the great state of Ohio

J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

by FanOfGaddafi April 14, 2022

alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

A long name for a male

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?

by Anzovak'sCuteGrill June 11, 2018

Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

vanced

to have had sex with furniture, usually cushions from a couch or chair

On spring break, JD got drunk and vanced the couch before passing out on it, and we did not get the deposit back because of the stains.

by vancedcouch July 29, 2024

Vagina Vance

It means “badass” or a guy that gets a lot of pussy

Did you know Noah made out with 6 girls this week? He’s a Vagina Vance!

by Kyler76 November 15, 2019

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024