J.D. Vance

The next senator from the great state of Ohio

J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

by FanOfGaddafi April 14, 2022

alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

A long name for a male

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?

by Anzovak'sCuteGrill June 11, 2018

Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.

JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.

by OZRA April 3, 2025

Vance

A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life

"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"

by HitEmHardHitEmFast August 4, 2025

Vance

A slug-ish fem-boy with little to no motivation.

I have a friend who is a vance.

by romiek August 16, 2023

dakota vance

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere

Look at Dakota vance hair

by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025