by FanOfGaddafi April 14, 2022

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".
by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

On spring break, JD got drunk and vanced the couch before passing out on it, and we did not get the deposit back because of the stains.
by vancedcouch July 29, 2024

by Kyler76 November 15, 2019

"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024
