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fud valve 

The bit of female anatomy urine is ejected from.
Morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ?

Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.

Senga: submerged is fine.
fud valve by idiotson September 24, 2013

seminal valve 

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.
Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.

mud valve 

A person's asshole or anal sphincter.
I'm going to open the mud valve"
mud valve by Agit Prop January 2, 2007

kanooter valve 

In the fire service, this a small, hard to find,nearly invisible piece found on the engine or tactical, usually near the hose stretcher.
You better find that kanooter valve by lunch time.
kanooter valve by firefightress September 25, 2009

CLACKET VALVE 

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.
"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."
CLACKET VALVE by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

poop valve 

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.
Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.
poop valve by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011