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Valorant

The start of your in-game purchases addictions.

For fucks sake, I'm still Iron with all these skins, like
this skins are false, Valorant is a scam, I will never spend
money on it again

*spends another 1k dollar*
Hey, let me try Valorant.
*gets addicted and starts having debts and over 100 missed calls*
by Your daily dude January 30, 2022
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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.
Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin
by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022
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chloe (in valorant)

whenever chloe plays valorant, she always stays with either the classic gun or ghost and light shields. surprisingly, someitmes she would get so many kills. but there are times where she gets no kills in one match. no matter how many times we have told chloe to stop being cheap, she keeps on being cheap. but i mean, if it works for her, then it works for her.
chloe (in valorant)
chloe : *buys only classic/sherrif and light shield*
us : CHLOE STOP BEING SO CHEAP... YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST.
by justsophh October 2, 2021
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Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.
Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant
by BoobInspector December 17, 2022
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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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