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Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.
Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.
by blprog June 15, 2010
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Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.
That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.
by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020
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Vaginal Steam Bath

When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.
Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath
by CactusKing February 21, 2014
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Vaginacade

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.
So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...
by BKibbles July 21, 2007
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vagina hangover

When you've had so much sex that your vaginal region hurts like hell the next day, but dang, it was worth it.
When Hillary awoke the next morning with a throbbing vagina hangover, she vowed never to have sex again.
by BeritBerit November 15, 2007
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big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.
I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.
by bws55 September 3, 2007
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Vagina Flick

Vagina Flick comes from the VERY infamous completely false short story posted online of a Meet and Greet between Demi Lovato and a undisclosed fan that never happen but none the less created a lot of famous quotes for people to utilize and reference out of hilarity.

The story goes a plus size fan of Demi Lovato’s comes to a meet and greet where Demi threatens the fans life and makes fun of their obesity.

She harasses them and “flicks” their vagina.

The story went viral having other celebrities and fans tweet it sharing the funny narrative.

Even Iggy Azalea, tweeting “it’s part of my official vocab.”

Eventually it got taken down off Twitter at the behest of Lovato however it left long-standing cultural internet impact.
“She said, ‘are you crying!’ ‘STOP IT! Stop it NOW!’ And she flicked my vagina!”

Get out of here vagina flick”

“I will vagina flick you. Better cut that out!”
by cheb. June 11, 2022
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