ur mom

a person that decided to birth you for some reason

jeremy: who are they?
you: They're ur mom you dumbass

by dont_question_my_posts January 04, 2022

Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 17, 2021

ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 18, 2022

ur mom

wowww ur mom do be fat tho

haha ur mom

by Lundennn September 10, 2020

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 09, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by your mother figure June 14, 2022

Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)

by JaKhaki_Twin December 22, 2020