gamer umair

gamer umair is umair but with his signature headset. This signature headset is a gaming headset, in which he brings in his backpack. It is said that gamer umair rivals the power of minecraft steve in creative mode. He is a very powerful person that should not be messed with.

''Holy shit! Its gamer umair''

by AE07_ June 19, 2023

umair

One who always seems to like more than one (perhaps even everyone) at the same time. Unfortunately, no one seems to like him back, despite the fact that he buys them expensive gifts (rings, etc).

"God, stop being such an Umair, I'm not going to sleep with you."

by raymanitt April 25, 2007

umairoh

Probably one of the prettiest and cutest girls you know. She's funny and has a great personality too. Aha gay

Umairoh is a bottom!

by gaylenglui September 15, 2019

umaira

So cute , kind but already taken because umaira is haziq punya hahahahahaha

Wow she so cute . No2 only haziq say like that to umaira

by Manoi January 2, 2017

umair

Is a sweaty townie/mosher wanna be. He BONES his technition in return for extra file space. He is aslo a jay sean wanna be but his hair went terribly wrong. He listens to marilyn manson and slipnot and other shit, yet he says he's a 'G' as he totally deeply penatrates EMINEM. He is a disgarce to stan... He wears a fake burbery cap, which he found on bev road... his favorite quote is 'MATE!'. he also wears reebok classics, which he coloured in coz he wont aloud in his diner with white trainers. He reckons he's got a petrol scooter which he bought for £400 but infact, he rides a pink bycicle which he obviously stole as is has no rubber in the tyres ans its waay to small for him, its also still got the lock on it... He contsantly wears a FAKE SCHOTT jaket which he nicked from JD. He roams around with his 'crew' which consists of Abrar, tauseef, bill, jonny and bob. He is about 6 years older then them all but he likes the attention. He plays the guitar, but he plays theme tunes to EMINEM. He plays all the manly sports you would expect a 15 year old to play, yeh right, he plays: badminton, tennis, qrouqete table, tennis, not forgetting hes the leader of his chess club. He goes around at night mugging old grannies, but he still comes back with nothing more than a bust-lip and a black eye. His face looks like a second-hand datboard, and he has a fake tan. Finally I have heard rumours that he is gay with Tariq.

Umair wit his crew:
Crew: 'Maate, dicked, bell end'
Umair : 'AAw mate so's ya mam dicked, want me to deck ya? I'l fu**in bang ya dicked and then bum u like I did to Tariq, he did like it, I bummed him with my guitar!!! Maaate'

by Ateeq + Saalim + Tariq December 4, 2004

Umair

Is a form of bestiality exclusive dealing with cows. Ones feeling about cows, milk and lactation could leave them in a suspended state of umiar. If felt for extended periods of time, could eventually lead to maree-moo-cow-syndrome

The domino's guys is so Umair when it come to them jersey cows.

by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008

umair

Assan Abdullah Khan
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Assan Abdullah Khan (born 24 October 1984) is one of the suspects arrested in the UK in connection to the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot in the United Kingdom, and one of the nineteen whose accounts were frozen by the Bank of England.1He recently set up a company Epic Contributions with Umair Hussain, another suspect accused in the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot.Assan Abdullah Khan is currently held in custody without chargeedit Timeline10th August 2006 Suspect arrested by British authorities.11th August 2006 Assets are frozen by the Bank of England and name published.
7th September 2006 Released without Cha

home island snail food hamburger umair

by fasdfas April 28, 2008