UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

UFO

Ugly / Fat / Old (or all of the above) Typically when posting pictures that are technically on topic but of such low quality that we'd rather you didn't.

Don't spam the thread with UFOs.

by ThunderBalzzzzz January 11, 2018

UFO

The UFO is when you laying the bone missionary style and you pop up and dangle ur coin purse nut sack over the top of ur girl in a rotating yet slightly messmerizing fashion above her head.

UFO bitch.

Hey ho. Last night we watched some Discovery Channel. Cause I gave dat bidge the FUCKING UFO!

by MustardOn TheBeef Ho January 11, 2017

UFO Eyeballs

When someone has had so many drugs they look at you like they're from another planet.

Did you see Sean's pupils? Proper UFO eyeballs. What's he on?

by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023

ufo#0001

ufo#0001, aka siah, is the most amazing user on discord. he is the most loved user in gg/stab and he deserves the highest roles in ever server.

Angel: man, i love ufo#0001 so much. what a great guy.

Mavis: i don't like ufo#0001, he sucks.

Ani: shut up mavis.

by Ufo, the nice guy. December 6, 2022

UFO

UFO Is something that attentions seekers, scam artists, the mentally unwell, Amish folk as well as both legal and illegal recreational drug enthusiasts claim to see in the sky.

Or it's an alien spacecraft……or the Russians... I don't know... if we did then the term UFO would be redundant.

Quick! Grab the worst camera we own - I think I can see a UFO!!

by Average Joe Conspiracy Show December 7, 2020