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Ur mom

The child ask his dad “what are you doingthe father says “ur mom”
by superhotomnisexual July 16, 2021
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ur mom is fat and ugly. she likes to fuck random ppl and get money for it. my mom is the best unlike urs. btw, did u know that u were created from a one night stand of ur mo and dad and ur mom gave birth to u in a club?
ppl:omg, its ur mom
u:i know
by flkjshfjwasnkj October 28, 2019
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by anonymous October 10, 2022
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If your friend said this to you, you just got got
They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night
by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020
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UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022
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Ur mom

Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.
Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020
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