Toshinga

the act of trying to cut ones penis off with safety sissors.

dude, i can't believe you toshingaded yourself last night.

by kamandegan April 25, 2009

pish-tosh

a nice, upper-crust, slightly less obnoxious way of saying "bullshit"

"Pish-tosh, my good man!" "He means bullshit." -Milk & Cheese

by Vee June 15, 2004

toshtini

a drink in which you buy an expensive bottled water, pour half of it down the drain, fill the rest with tap water, shake it, pour into a martini glass and add a limeon (the key ingredient in Sprite) enjoy.

Oh, man, my favorite drink is a toshtini, its delicious, because im a fucking douche bag.

by why_the_fuck_do_i_need_a_false July 6, 2010

Come on, Toshi

The sexed-up moan of this crazy kimono wearing woman in an Asian to English phrase instructional video for prostitutes.

But the real question is: Who the hell is Toshi?

directly from the video:

"Your'e soooo good. Come on, Toshi. Come on."

by ~V~ August 18, 2006

Toshiba

A Japanese word which means "Piece of Shit".

My laptop is constantly shutting down from overheating. It's a Toshiba.

by Bobby0 April 27, 2019

Toshko

A little fucking Slavic retard who likes compote.

Stop eating compote you Toshko

by BigMan42069696969 July 23, 2019

tosh.o

Daniel Tosh is the host of this show in which he plays/watches some popular viral videos and makes comments or jokes about them.

He invites the star of a certain video whom failed to do what they wanted to do originally in his "web redemption" segment. Daniel tosh makes either racist, sexist, dirty jokes. He has a somewhat "in your face" and "dirty" sense of humor.

Daniel tosh ACTS GAY for laughs throughout the show. Whether the show is good or not, depends on what you think.

Bob: Have you seen Tosh.o?

Steve: Tosh.o? Pretty good show!

Jeff: That fag? Whats wrong with you?? He's such a fag!

Steve:...Yeah, come back when you have a logical argument for WHY you dont like him Jeff.

by grrrflagahaggen...99 February 24, 2011