Twitter

A place that people don't take fucking jokes
A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for an edgy joke on Twitter
by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021
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Twitter

The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.
My twitter keeps me busy for hours.
by Pixman November 29, 2017
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Twitter

A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.
People on twitter are pieces of shit.
by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022
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Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter.
I slipped out and hit her in the twitter!

I was wasted and had permission to enter her shitter and nailed her in the twitter.
by Cheetosfingers June 4, 2018
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Twitter

A social media site well-known for being home to people who attack people for their opinions.
Like Reddit, but much worse.
Eren: "I'm gonna post why homophobia is an opinion, and why you shouldn't be attacked for it, on Twitter."
Daniel: "WAIT NO YOU'LL GET CANCELLED!"

>2 Days later...
Eren: "My Twitter account just got suspended..."
Daniel: "Ah well, Twitter is Twitter."
by leuma1610 June 5, 2020
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Twitter

A platform where you can troll,Harass and be a pain! also you can tweet offensive stuff!
the backround information on this. Backround Information:Twitter is one of the most toxic platforms on the Internet. As it receives heavy trolling, hate, harassment, and verbal abuse through tweets. The feature of limited character count that makes the platform unique, is also the reason that makes it so toxic.
This Toxic Person must use twitter
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by YoutubeYT June 7, 2022
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Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.
Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON
by foxic_haste January 12, 2016
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