Twat

People whose tweets are lame, moronic, or believe the most unimportant minutia needs to be shared w/the world should be called "Twats"

Tweet: Had a drink of water

Tweet: Eating a sandwich

Tweet: bored

All of these tweets are examples of Twats

by TheRavenEffect April 25, 2010

Twat

1.) a good word to call an ex girlfriend
2.) a stupid hoe
3.) girl who likes a lot of dick....at once.

my ex girlfriend pauline, is a slutty twat.

by snikrliker May 27, 2011

Twat

The female vagina. Also known as pussy,vagina,the pink, and straight mens best friend.

I would love to get some twat tonight.

by BiG_Lu June 7, 2009

Twat

the t.w.a.t. is an acronym for "the totally wicked awesome tour" that recently concluded. headlined by the all-american rejects and supported by limbeck and motion city soundtrack, it was, in fact totally wicked and awesome. it took place in the united kingdom in november 2003.

i went to the 21 nov show at the london astoria to see the second-to-last night of the t.w.a.t. it was fucking insane! and tyson ritter is damn fine...

by kat January 6, 2007

Twat

the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

by MOOSY July 30, 2008

Twat

A person who is is amoral and vindictive

Jon Farrugia...you are a massive twat

by Jon's Mum August 23, 2009

Twat

The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"

Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long

by Takkers May 4, 2009