A turd so big that your cheeks turn red and your ass implodes and you start bleeding out of your ass.
Bob just ate three Big Macs at Mcdonalds and went home and took a turd so hard, his ass exploded and he died.
by a shit so big ur ass implodes April 15, 2015
Get the turdmug. The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
by MrDoug October 16, 2006
Get the turdedmug. by angela ahhaha January 1, 2009
Get the turdmug. 1. There is a turd floating around in the toilet because someone forgot to flush.
2. Henry's boyfriend is acting like a turd right now.
3. That turd is definitely slobbering all over that girl!
2. Henry's boyfriend is acting like a turd right now.
3. That turd is definitely slobbering all over that girl!
by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 19, 2008
Get the turdmug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
Get the tangerine turdmug. Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
Get the Amber Turdmug.