Skip to main content

Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off
"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."
by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024
mugGet the Texas Tugboatmug.

Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.
by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021
mugGet the Alaskan Tugboatmug.

French tugboat

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.
by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022
mugGet the French tugboatmug.

Irish Tugboat

Like its cousin the French tugboat this is where the balls are placed into a bowl of lucky charms cereal then the other party blows bubbles into the cereal milk.
“Fuck the chocolate milk tonight I’m going for an Irish Tugboat, where’s the lucky charms?”
by DawsThaBoss September 3, 2025
mugGet the Irish Tugboatmug.

Tugboat

A massive woman who only makes money by giving great handjobs.
I was in a rough spot and needed a bit of a pull last night, so I went to this tugboat down by the river to get me where I needed to be.
by Gabby & Ty August 9, 2019
mugGet the Tugboatmug.

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024
mugGet the calamari tugboatmug.

Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014
mugGet the Mexican Tugboatmug.

Share this definition