Troop 5

A very epic troop that goes on countless adventures and never gives up but secretly have their own problems with a gnome

Troop 5 still alive

by Troop 5 July 9, 2023

trevs troops

A team of troopers that faght in the Aston road war to win the rights for Trevor Jones' phone to be released prisoner from the cupboard.

This army of heroic men that changed the world we live in today have now formed an unbeatable five a side team that get smashed by old, bold and testosterone men that you see on ross kemps army wars on sky 1.

Well done lads

He's so brave I wouldnt be shocked if he was a trevs troops player.

by The gaffer of trevs troops! December 17, 2013

Trooping it

Jerking off to the F/A-18 Hornet

Trooper VFA21: I am trooping it, it's all over the F-18!

by 🚁heligang February 28, 2025

dead troops

when you plan something with your friends and it no one is up for it

Yo let’s go to the bar?

Nah, that’s dead troops

by SuperGGGs November 10, 2019

Trooping the colour

A particularly heavy period flow for a woman. Named after the British army display on the Queen's official birthday, where the foot guards parade in the bright red jackets.

Even though it was his birthday, the horse guards parade was on. Dave didn't get his birthday shag as his missus was trooping the colour.

by Grumpy Expat June 8, 2019

Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen

She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep

by floptronomous June 9, 2018

goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020