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Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals
Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023
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Tortoiseitis

Slower than fuck. A very slow person.
It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.
by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023
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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
he is a wheezing tortoise
by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022
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