Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

topper

In referring to gay relationships, or gay male prostitutes.

The "man" in the relationship is usually known as a "topper". He doesn't suck dick, just gets his dick sucked……….. By dudes. Still a fag.

Brian claims to only be a topper. Anyway you look at it, he's still a fag.

by JT!!!! March 20, 2008

topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.

I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.

by doug April 21, 2004

Tippers

A young male boy, who is gullible to just about anything.

Shop Assistant: 'Oh yeah, this phone is also mayonnaise resistant'

Tippers: 'Well that's good news then, I'll take it!'

by Boon12121 June 25, 2010

Topper

fly, up there, hot, new, usually expensive and one of a kind

That's topper, where'd you cop that?
shawty stay topper

by Keyshanti December 29, 2007